4th of October 2009

I annoyed Calvin by trying to pick his room's lock today. I told him part of the paperclip had broken off inside the lock and he nearly shat himself with rage. It hadn't really.

He was having an important meeting with Allen so I pinned a drawing of a cock to his door. He found it so I pinned an empty crisp-packet to his door with a tissue inside. I told him it was a 'spunky tissue' but it wasn't really. Then I pinned a bin-bag of rubbish to his door and went to the toilet. When I got back, he was banging on my door and shouting because he thought I was still inside.

I told Calvin that he looks a bit simian. He didn't like it. The truth hurts.

I took a Fab lolly out of the freezer and started eating it; Calvin nearly shat himself with with rage for the second time. Calvin bought a box of Fabs you see, but little to his knowledge: I bought one too. "You've crossed a line!" he exclaimed before I explained. He felt silly afterwards.

I was playing with Calvin's cigarettes and he bent one a tiny bit whilst trying to grab it back, then he stormed upstairs grumbling about how he's going to move out next year. I put tape over the lightswitch outside our rooms sticking it in the off position so that he won't be able to turn the light on when he goes to the toilet in the middle of the night.