I bought a piece of pig-trachea from the pet-store in the market today (presumably being sold for dogs to chew on). I left it in Calvin's fridge compartment to freak him out but whilst there, saw that his milk was leaking. I mentioned the leak to him and he went batshit insane, shouting about how someone has been using his milk. He was so angry, he didn't even notice the pig-throat; that prank's now on hold.
Conor owned up to using the milk (Conor's borrowed milk from Calvin in the past and Calvin has been very unhappy because he's uptight).
Later, Conor accidentally smashed Calvin's one and only bowl whilst doing the washing up. Calvin came into my room, deflated. He was really angry, but at the same time knew he wasn't justified in being angry because it was an accident and who only has one bowl for God's sake?
Calvin was going to go on a gay night out, then he changed his mind because he couldn't find more than one person to go with him, then he changed his mind because he found more people to go with him, then he changed his mind because he was tired, then the extra people dropped out, then Calvin went out anyway. No doubt, he'll bring back someone, get bummed, then complain about it tomorrow.
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