Calvin knocked on my door this morning to complain about his terrible night.
The highlight of his night out was getting off with a woman. He talked about how her face was soft and lovely. I always knew he was straight, it's just a case of sneaking some straight porn onto his computer and waiting for him to find it now.
He also took poppers, apparently they didn't loosen up his arsehole like they're supposed to.
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