Calvin's blood test came back today, turns out it was glandular fever after all.
I find it hilarious because as it's transmitted orally and lies dormant in the body for ages before kicking off, Calvin obviously picked it up from being a massive slag and will have passed it on to countless other people in the mean time -and it'll probably ruin their Christmas. Calvin's first STD.
If I come down with glandular fever in a month or so, I'm going to be really annoyed because it's going to make it look like me and Calvin are secret lovers.
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