19th of November (Thursday)

Here's a treat from the past: an exchange me and Calvin and Calvin's friend had on one of Calvin's Facebook status-updates ages ago.

Calvin Dyson knows he shouldn't... But he's looking forward to seeing "Sorority Row"...

Jordan Cockcroft
me too :D

Sol Máquina
Lmfao Cockcroft

Jordan Cockcroft
why lmfao?

Sol Máquina
Cock, like a penis. Get it?

Jordan Cockcroft
jeez you'd be suprised that i never hear that joke?.

Calvin Dyson
Ignore Sol, he thinks Mike Myers is funny...

Jordan Cockcroft
ooh i love mike myers :)

Sol Máquina
Coming from a guy who's never seen Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery and was just saying how perfect Mike Myers was in Shrek?

Jordan Cockcroft
calvin you havn't seen austin powers? thats just terrible. i thought you where some movie buff?

Calvin Dyson
What the hell is this? Don't gang up on me!

Sol Máquina
He's not just a movie-buff, he's a James Bond-obsessive movie-buff.

Jordan Cockcroft
i cannot believe you have not seen austin powers. sort it out man

Sol Máquina
Also, lmfao. Lara Cockcroft. Like, a giant penis with some guns trying to rescue a golden statue of a monkey.

Jordan Cockcroft
LOL

Sol Máquina
Lmfao, a small cock farm.

Sol Máquina
Once they sprout, it's easy to make them grow.

Jordan Cockcroft
cock farm? what the hell

Sol Máquina
Croft, small farm. Keep up.

Peggy Cockcroft, a 1930s, English porn star.

Jordan Cockcroft
i didn't know a croft was a small farm, thats all. whats with the hatred of my name?

Sol Máquina
You seem a bit wound up. Maybe you should mix yourself a cocktailcroft to calm your nerves.

Sol Máquina
Or maybe you could take out the negative energy on a shuttlecockcroft in a game of badminton.

Calvin Dyson
And they said sarcasm was the lowest form of wit...

Jordan Cockcroft
im really not bothered that you put cock and croft and mix it with somthing new at all :) its a name at the end of the day.

Sol Máquina
Why don't you go and fly a plane Jordan, you can sit in the cockpitcroft.

Jordan Cockcroft
i just may do :) thanks for the suggestion. :)

Sol Máquina
Why don't you go and eat some cock...croft... soup? Rooster? I can't make this one work.

Sol Máquina
Peniscroft.

Jordan Cockcroft
i liked the end one. i enjoy your witty banter :)

Sol Máquina
I bet Jordan is using a Microcockcroft computer.

Jordan Cockcroft
im actually using a macock. yay i joined in

Sol Máquina
My cockcroft is soft.

Jordan Cockcroft
thats possibly the best line you've said all night

Sol Máquina
You scoffed over my cockcroft?

Jordan Cockcroft
i did indeed :)

Sol Máquina
My cockcroft just coughed... up some white water.

Jordan Cockcroft
damn thats rude


Calvin deletes my comments about his name nowadays because he believes in censorship.