Calvin caught his third sex disease recently: scabies. This is a parasitic little mite-like thing and it's horrible, but on the plus side, Calvin now knows that he definitely doesn't have HIV yet because those two combine to make Brundlefly-hands.
Calvin spent his Saturday sat in scabies-skin-cream for 8 hours. Maybe he'll stop being such a slag now. Probably not though.
Sunday, 31 January 2010
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