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Friday, 29 October 2010
Tuesday, 5 October 2010
5th of October 2010
Calvin is currently obsessed with micropenises (Google them).
Also, Calvin gets extremely gushy over Goldfinger here:
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Also, Calvin gets extremely gushy over Goldfinger here:
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Saturday, 2 October 2010
1st of October 2010
Due to entertaining his boyfriend, Calvin was largely absent for today's house pranks (which included a lot of locking people out of rooms and attacking them with water guns).
I did, however, swap the contents of his cupboard around so that everything on the left was on the right and vice versa. My housemates claimed that "He probably won't even notice". When Calvin went into the kitchen, we heard him shout "IT'S BEEN MIRRORED!" with a slight hint of terror in his voice.
Apparently the cupboard is laid out in an important way. For example, he can pick a bowl up with his left hand and some cereal with his right, allowing for an easy pouring experience. I essentially had destroyed Calvin's world.
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I did, however, swap the contents of his cupboard around so that everything on the left was on the right and vice versa. My housemates claimed that "He probably won't even notice". When Calvin went into the kitchen, we heard him shout "IT'S BEEN MIRRORED!" with a slight hint of terror in his voice.
Apparently the cupboard is laid out in an important way. For example, he can pick a bowl up with his left hand and some cereal with his right, allowing for an easy pouring experience. I essentially had destroyed Calvin's world.
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Monday, 13 September 2010
13th September 2010
Click this to see it full-size so that you can, you know, read it.
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12th September 2010
Calvin's trying to become internet famous without my help.
It's, somewhat annoyingly, not bad so you'll have to just laugh at his voice rather than him making a crap video. And you're allowed a legitimate laugh at his watching-Bond-have-sex face.
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It's, somewhat annoyingly, not bad so you'll have to just laugh at his voice rather than him making a crap video. And you're allowed a legitimate laugh at his watching-Bond-have-sex face.
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Tuesday, 7 September 2010
7th September 2010
So I was looking at the search terms that have been bringing people to this blog.
One of the most common is "brundlefly calvin".
Somewhat more perplexing is "calvin dyson goose bay".
People are strange.
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One of the most common is "brundlefly calvin".
Somewhat more perplexing is "calvin dyson goose bay".
People are strange.
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Tuesday, 31 August 2010
Friday, 13 August 2010
13th August 2010
From now on, I intend to call Calvin "flower".
More details on this story as it develops.
More details on this story as it develops.
Saturday, 13 February 2010
13th of February, 2010
Calvin is literally scared and repulsed by the mentally ill.
I have taken to chasing him around the house whilst doing a somewhat un-PC impression of a mentally ill person. It's justified in that it terrifies him and is therefore hilarious.
I have taken to chasing him around the house whilst doing a somewhat un-PC impression of a mentally ill person. It's justified in that it terrifies him and is therefore hilarious.
Tuesday, 2 February 2010
2nd of February, 2010
Calvin doesn't want Gabourey Sidibe (the favourite at this year's Oscars for best lead actress) to win the award for 'Precious' because she's "just some fat black woman". This means she probably won't get many more lead roles in Hollywood.
Apparently, the Oscars are supposed to go to people who'll get offered loads of work afterwards and not to whoever gave the best performance. Silly (racist) Calvin.
Apparently, the Oscars are supposed to go to people who'll get offered loads of work afterwards and not to whoever gave the best performance. Silly (racist) Calvin.
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